What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning?
Up and atom! (“Up and at ’em”)
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
What’s a cat’s favorite show?
CLAW and order!
Why isn’t the zombie restaurant popular?
Because dinner costs an arm and a leg!
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