Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
Naughty Kid: This is my dad speaking.
What did the tree say to the mathematician?
Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Beacause they are stuffed!
What did one clock say to the other clock when he got mad?
You tick me off!
Why did Cinderella’s soccer team lose?
She ran away from the ball!
What do you get when you put YouTube, Twitter and Facebook together?
You Twit Face!
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