Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cuz the chicken had the day off!
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business!
Why is the sand wet at the beach?
Because of the sea weed!!!
How does a rocket get sacked?
It gets fired!
Why can’t you keep a piano locked up?
It has keys!
What do you call a hero who loves soup?
A soup-er hero!
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