What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?
Can I make it up?
What did the pony say when he had a cold?
I’m just a little hoarse!
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?
A pipsqueak!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His mother was caught in a jam!
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