Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moovies!
What goes up slowly but comes down fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
Why did Mickey and Minnie go into space?
To find Pluto!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
Where does a sick ship go?
To the dock! (Doc)
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