Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?
a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
What do you call a puppy that is left outside in the snow?
A “PUP”sicle.
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
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