What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
Why did Mickey and Minnie go into space?
To find Pluto!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
Where does a sick ship go?
To the dock! (Doc)
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
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