If you are an American before you enter the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!
Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ATE 9!
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A plumber!
Why was the food afraid of the computer?
Because it might take a byte!
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
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