What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that knits his own sweaters!
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
What kind of dogs do scientists like best?
Labs!
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
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