If a plane flying from Miami to Alaska crashes on the border between Canada and the United States, where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What’s black and white, and black and white, and black and white all over, and so on?
Loads and loads of penguins!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells. (Nose)
Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because he was never right!
Why did they fire the cross-eyed school teacher?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What did Cinderella say when her photos were taking long to develop?
Someday my prints will come.
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