Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?
A: A hencyclopedia!
What time is it when a T-rex steps on your watch?
Time to get a new watch!
One day, a teacher walks in to the classroom and tells the students that they have a geography quiz. The first question is: “What did Delaware”?
Her New Jersey!
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
What did Dela wear? (Delaware)
A New Jersey
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
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