Jokes By Kids

From Braxton Dye, 12 years old, United States

What has a tongue, six eyes, and a sole?

My shoe.

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From Gemary, age 9, Phillipnes, Manila

Anong hayop ang galit sa kanyang tatay?

Tiger!

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From Robert, age 13, USA

Robert: What did Dela-ware?
Michael: I dont know. What did Dela-ware?

Robert: A New Jersey!

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From Lucy, age 10, Santa Fe, New Mexico

What’s black and white and red all over?

The newspaper!

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From Liberty, age 11, London,England

What is a cheetah’s favorite game?

Cheat!

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From Monica D.S., 11 years old, Albuquerque

Where Do Dogs Hate To Shop?

The Flea Market!

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