Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It was watching the mouse!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
What is a skydiver’s favorite food?
Para-sciutto
What’s black, white, and red all over?
A zebra buying tomatoes!
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
A cowboy rode in on Friday, partied for three days and left on Friday. How can that be?
His horse is named Friday!
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