A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I need you to sign my report card!
What fish goes well with peanut butter?
A jelly fish!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
What do you call a orange cat with black stripes?
A tiger!
What do you give a bird when it’s sick?
A tweetment!
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
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