What does a dog get after it finishes school?
A dog-ree! (degree)
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None; they’re all copy cats!
What does Satan have for breakfast?
Deviled Eggs!
What did the rock do when it rolled down the road?
It rock ‘n’ rolled!
Why were the little strawberries upset?
Their parents were in a jam!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and red?
Three skunks fighting over a tomato!
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