kid 1: I have a good joke about butter.
kid 2: Tell me.
kid 1: No, because you’ll spread it around!
Hi. I am back with another book I recommend. It’s called “Are You A True Liar?”
It’s by Liza Lott!
Why do babies drool?
Because they don’t know how to spit!
Where do rocks sleep?
Bedrock.
Anne: Huh! Every time I get a letter from my daughter in college I have to go to the library.
Josie: You’re lucky; everytime I get a letter from my daughter, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK!
What do you call a penguin that likes to write?
A pen-guin
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