A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?
A pipsqueak!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His mother was caught in a jam!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moovies!
What goes up slowly but comes down fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
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