Why does the cow sometimes cough?
Sometimes it feels a little hoarse.
What do you call a dog on the beach?
A hotdog!
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing after you?
Seven after one!
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into his courtroom?
Odor in the court!
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