Why did Mickey and Minnie go into space?
To find Pluto!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
Where does a sick ship go?
To the dock! (Doc)
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.
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