This guy was out of gas on the side of the Interstate. A little bee came up and said, “I will be back.” When he got back the man said “What did you do?”
The bee said “I got a bunch of bees and we put Bee-Pee in your tank!”
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From Awesome Joker, 12 years old, Bronsville KY
This guy was out of gas on the side of the Interstate. A little bee came up and said, “I will be back.” When he got back the man said “What did you do?”
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