One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
Sorry miss, my math is as bad as my handwriting!
What did the wall say to the other wall?
See you at the corner!
What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt!”
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
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