What did the mustard greens say to the radish when he was having a bad day?
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From 4thGradeTeacher, a teacher, USA South Carolina
What did the mustard greens say to the radish when he was having a bad day?
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What did the circle say to the tangent line?
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What kind of ant walks on two legs?
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How does a rock wash his clothes?
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