What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
What do you get when you mix a baby and a lady?
Lady Gaga!
Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Because their mama was in a jam.
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