what’s the difference between a jeweler and a policeman?
One sells watches and one watches cells!!
Where do sick horses go to?
A horspital!
What kind of music do Mummies like?
Rap (wrap) music!
There`s a batch of muffins in the oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ” Dude, it`s really hot in here!”
The other muffin takes a moment and says “Ahhhhh, a talking muffin!”
Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?
Because she kept hitting fowl balls!
What do you call a fly with no wings, arms, or legs?
A raisin!
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