A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
How do you make seven even?
Remove the “S”!
What does a cat say when it rides a horse?
Kitty-up
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?
He stole a base!
What do you call a mean cow?
Mooooody!
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