What happens when you cross Harry Potter and Hermione?
Someone famous for his lightning brain!
What do you call two spiders who have just gotten married?
Newlywebs!
Two men went hunting. One guy accidentally shot the other guy, so he called 911. He said, “I think my friends dead.” The person on the phone said, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”
So, the first guy shot his friend again and said, “Ok, now what?”
I stayed up all day to watch the sun go down.
Then, it dawned on me!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it was out of juice!
A guy had a genie who gave 3 wishes.
He asked to be the richest man in the world,
the wish was granted.
He asked for a big house,
Wish was granted.
The last wish he wanted nothing because the genie gave him everything!
Genie: Oh, okay!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
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