Why do babies drool?
Because they don’t know how to spit!
Where do rocks sleep?
Bedrock.
Anne: Huh! Every time I get a letter from my daughter in college I have to go to the library.
Josie: You’re lucky; everytime I get a letter from my daughter, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK!
What do you call a penguin that likes to write?
A pen-guin
What did the dog say to the cat before dinner?
Bone apetit!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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