What do you call a thief that steals rubber bands?
A rubber bandage!
WHat do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a JACK-0-LANTERN by it’s diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the fish go to jail?
Because the fish was GILL-ty!
Why was the girl wearing make up at school today?
Because she was doing a make up test
Is your refrigerator running well?
Well, then you better go catch it!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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