How did the elf get indigestion?
He kept gobblin’ his dinner!
Why are barbers good for drivers?
Because they know all the shortcuts!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
What do you get when you cross a bug and a garbage truck?
A stink bug!!
Where does an owl take his wife for dinner?
Hoooters!!!
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