What kind of geese do not fly?
Portu-geese!
What is green and has wheels?
Grass… I lied about the wheels!
Why is there a hooting noise coming from the alphabet?
because of all the v-owls!
What do you call the child of a snowman that married Count Dracula?
Frostbite!
What does a dog sound like when it is sick?
Barf barf barf
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
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