Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
Did you here about the guy who lost all left of his side?
He’s all right now!
What do you call a cow with holes in it?
HOLY COW!
Have you heard of the man who had his whole left side cut off?
He is all right now.
Why did the pirate fail his alphabet test?
He got stuck at Sea! (C)
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