What did the shark that ate a clown fish say to the other shark?
That tasted funny!
Old lady:My computer made a funny noise yesterday.
Old lady 2:Why?
Old lady:Well,I don’t know.Of course I’ve never heard it get throwed out a window before.
Why did the spider use the computer?
Because someone said it had a bug!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
One night, a king and queen go into a castle. No one was in the castle and no one came out of the castle. The next day, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
The knight (night), the king, and the queen!
What did Delaware (Della wear)?
Idaho (I don’t know), Alaska(I’ll ask her)!
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