Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Every dog, ’cause a building can’t jump!
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
Mountains aren’t just funny,
they are hill-areas!
Two men walked into a bar…
Don’t worry, it was only a minor injury to the head.
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
He was forced to!
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