What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
What do you get when you mix a baby and a lady?
Lady Gaga!
Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Because their mama was in a jam.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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