Why did the lamb go to the river?
To take a BAA-th!
What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?
His butt!
What is a snowman’s favorite food?
Frosted Flakes!
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
What illness do martial artists get?
Kung flu!
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it caught a virus!!
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