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From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire

Which two days of the week are the strongest?

Sunday and Saturday, the rest are weak days!
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Filed Under: Riddles, Time

From The Dabmaster, 9 years old, Iowa

There is a man who lives in a one-story house, and everything in it is pink. What color are the stairs?

There are no stairs. It’s a one-story house!
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Filed Under: Home and House

From Emma, 9 years old, USA

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An ……. in-vest-i-gator!!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Sharon, 13 years old, Nigeria

What do you call a fairy that refuses to take her bath?

Stinkerbell!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Krispykay, 10 years old, United States of America

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

I think you are my type!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Jack Berthiaume, 8 years old, Windsor, Ontario

Why do monkeys like bananas?

They find them a-peeling!
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Filed Under: Animal, Food, Uncategorized

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