Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underpants!
Who is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelaphant.
What do you a fly without wings?
A walk!
What can you serve but not eat?
A volleyball!
What do you get when you cross a boxer with a comedian?
A punch line!
Once there were two tacos, and one of them was sad. The other taco said “What’s the matter?”.
“I don’t want to taco ’bout it.”`
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