I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”
I said I lost it in a fight with a kid that said you weren’t the best teacher in the school!
What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?
We are too young, we can’t elope!
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!
Why was the police officer under the covers?
BECAUSE HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP!
How do you dress when you are at the ranch?
Ranch dressing!
Where does a horse go when it is sick?
The horsepital!
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