Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Haha .
Haha who ?
Why are you laughing ?
What did one plate say to the other?
Food is on me tonight!!
What is the difference between a guitar and fish?
You can’t “tuna” fish!
Do zombies eat their donuts with their fingers?
No, they prefer to eat them separately!
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
A blazer!
What did one uranuim-238 nucleus say to the other?
I gotta split!
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