What type of computer sings?
A Dell!
What would you do if you were locked in a car with a bat in your hand?
Unlock the door and get out!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
By taking away its chair!
What always comes after Thanksgiving?
December!
What do the poor have and the rich require,
What does every good man desire,
What is feared more than death, life or mortal strife?
Nothing.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Don’t worry, he was okay. It was a soft drink!
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