What was Marc Anthony’s favourite headwear?
A CleoHATra!
What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?
A TUBA-diver!
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
What did A say to B?
C you later!
What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
An elephant’s shadow.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one ”boot”!
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