Why did the skeleton play the piano?
Because he didn’t have any organs!
Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to the other website!
What do music and a baseball player have in common?
PITCHES!
What do you use to attack a joke?
A punchline!
What happened to the rich guy with a double chin?
He made a four chin! (fortune)
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
An ARRRRRDVARRRK!
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