What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless!
One night, a king, and a queen went into a castle. The next morning three people came out.
Who were they??
One knight, a king and a queen.
WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?
BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
What kind of geese do not fly?
Portu-geese!
What is green and has wheels?
Grass… I lied about the wheels!
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