Poor people have it. Rich people need it. And when you eat it, you die. What is it?
Nothing!
What do call missing work because of a broken leg?
A lame excuse!!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet!
What do cows listen to?
MOOsic!!!
How does a farmer tell the time?
One O’Crop, Two O’Crop, Three O’Crop …
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know. I was hoping you would!
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