How do monkeys make toast?
Put bread under the gorilla! (the grill)
What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and a cold?
A sickopotamus!
What did the gardener say to the DJ at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What makes music on your head?
A head-band!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
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