Why was the boy called a cereal killer?
Because he stepped on a cornflake!
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What did Dela-ware?
I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her.)
Want to hear a joke about a pencil?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
Why did the whale cross the road
To get to the other tide!
Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?
No one ever be-leaved him!
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