You know that New Yorkers don’t like to share a cab. Well, the other day I saw two complete strangers sharing a cab.
One took the gas tank, the other took the radio.
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
He caught the “J” walking
What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
What is the queen’s favorite size?
King size!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What kind of seafood do cows like?
Moooossels! (mussels)
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