Why is smiles the longest word in this world?
Because there is a mile between the two s’s!
What bow can not be tied?
A rainbow!
What do you get when you cross a lion and a penguin?
Frostbite!
What did the one chimney say to the other chimney?
You’re too young to smoke (Puff Puff)!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he had the day off!
What does my dad use a smoke detector for?
To tell me when dinner is ready!
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