What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A tee shirt!
What did the carpet say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered.
Why did the car stop for a picnic?
It was in park!
Where do you win the world’s tallest animal?
A giraffle!
Why are false teeth like stars?
because they come out at night!
How could a man walk outside in the pouring rain without an umbrella or a hat, and not get his hair wet?
He was bald!
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