What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?
I think I am burning up in here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Po-lice open the door!
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads didn’t exist!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was carrying a peanut!
What did the spider want for his birthday?
A website!
Why did the cows run away?
Because they were COWARDS!
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