What did the diamond say to the copper?
Nothing……Minerals don’t TALC!
What is a shark’s favorite food?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do trees drink?
Root Beer!
I went to buy some camo pants
but I couldn’t find any!
What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?
A dirty double crosser!
A cowboy rides in on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse’s name was Friday!
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