A cowboy rides in on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse’s name was Friday!
Guy 1: I posted ten puns on the internet hoping they would go viral.
Guy 2: Did any?
Guy 1: No pun in ten did!
Why was Sam upset when the rickshaw driver told him not to pay the money?
Because he thought it was very un-fare of him to do that!!
Does Santa Claus like garden work?
Yes, he always says, “Hoe, hoe, hoe!”
What has one eye but can’t see?
A hurricane!
Teacher: Imagine a closed room which caught fire,
what would you do?
Student: Simple. Stop imagining!
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